Austin

With the last name Barela-Hill, he is by-far the worst guy to ever try to date someone. This guy uses his "depression" to guilt trip people into having sex with him! I have proof, dont @ me lmao. And who knew, cheating on your bf with "cheshire_effect" by sexting them is now considered talking about politics with a friend, then confessing your feelings to your bfs best friend is considered "trying to do art" no one believes you lmao.

p.s; try using the uwu pokeball and "they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth, well apparently no one has ______ with you" tactics again.

"Austin is such a bitch"

by lilhoe.net November 26, 2019

Austin

austin is lowkey gay but denies it

ma mans Austin is gay as hell
ye bro all austins are like that

by jeffreylopez8 November 27, 2019

Austin

Someone who will touch your 8-year-old sister without permission and will not admit that he did

"Austin, why did you touch my sister?"

by Yousef Elhendy November 28, 2019

Austin long

A person whos hair looks like a mop and hangs out with roadmen

"Mop the poopdeck!" said austin long

by Your open bumhole December 1, 2019

Austin

A nice Funny guy who mainly like his friends but is still very loyal. But behind his covers he a good man with a humongous dick

Girl you need someone good for you, you should get an Austin

by CollateralDammage December 3, 2019

Austin

Often a tall,awkward, but amazing 21 year old man. The name given to a person who will marry someone that’s name starts w an A

Austin and Allie got married in 2028

by Judymint December 9, 2019

Austin

A guy that smokes a shit ton of weed and owns a lava lamp.

Yo that’s Austin. He’s off the gas all the time. His watch is stuck on 4:20.

by Hahahahhahshdhcjsknfnckc December 9, 2019