august 13

arleths birthday 😜😜😜

arleth : why didn’t you tell me happy birthday 🙄
them: sorry it’s august 13 right

by c00chie destroyer November 17, 2020

august 28

the day that all the best people are born. also national popeyes day

person1: how come Shania Twain is so awesome and successful

person2: she was born on august 28th

by shiannelove2008 November 24, 2020

August 14th

Epic Person Day.
Only very epic people are born on this day. If you are born on August 14th you are a certified epic person and deserve to be recognised as an epic person.

Person 1: “yo, were your bro on August 14th?”
Person 2:”yeah, I was”
Person 1:”that means you are a verified epic person”

by AnEpicPicklePerson April 20, 2021

agust 2

this day is mark lee day, so if you have your birthday on this day, be happy cause u were born on mark day.

“my bday is agust 2nd”
“omg mark lee day”

by czenniesDNI July 31, 2021

august

august is a taylor swift song and that created the month august so everyone say thank you to taylor swift

person 1: hey what month is it
person 2: its the month taylor swift created, august

by connexion August 2, 2021

August 3rd

The day axel sucks your dick day

Alex : Bro axel its august 3rd!
Axel: Lemme suck that dick boy

by Joanxef August 3, 2021

August 8

August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close

"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."

by Guiltoi August 8, 2021