Gentleman's Time

When a man nuts so hard from masturbating, he isn't horny for a certain period of time. In that period of time, he acts 3 times as cooler and pulls tons of bitches, but isn't horny enough to fuck them, so he's fucked.

My friend was stuck in Gentleman's Time, I'm so jealous!

by Woawoawoawoa November 8, 2018

pterodactyl time

When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH

"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"

"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*

"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."

by ProstrateAndTrembleInFear October 13, 2013

Goon Times

A Bay Area Hip-Hip / Multimedia group started by Certified Alien (Arrius Salazar) and S.u.s.p.e.c.t (Garrison Sneed.) Their motto is “Changing the world with conversation, motivation, and creation!”

I think Goon Times will pull up later, did you ask Garrison?

by hotmomlover69 February 28, 2021

Carpet Time

The duration of your feet resting comfortably on the floor mat while on cruise control.

Dude, I had 20 continuous minutes of carpet time on I-85 on my morning commute. How lucky was that?

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

coach's time

1.when a coach says we will be out at 5 and you end up getting out at 6
2.when a coach says we will be done in 5 min. and 30 min. later the team is still on the field

coach:"Well boys we're going to get you out early today"
player mumbles:"This is the time we are usually supposed to get out....."
other player:"It's because the coach doesnt run on actuall time, they run on their own time...coach's time"

by random persona June 7, 2010

Time CDQ

The greatest song of all time. Juice WRLD was COOKING when he made that shit bruh no fucking kizzy. Shit better be coming soon word to googly.

"Yo bro, just listened to time cdq and i think i believe in god now."

by dpsoxi May 7, 2023

Heather Time

A special time zone for those who are shamelessly late everywhere they go.

“Is jazmin on her way? “
“Nah she says she is but she is on heather time, she just got out of the shower.”

by Heather Standard Time May 19, 2018