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angry dane

A devilishly delightful woman with a pension for speaking her mind and being utterly dismissive of all things that do not interest her. The sort of girl that one one finds fascinating and captivating in spite of all indications that she is clearly bad news, disinterested, and most likely a health hazard.

A woman with entirely too much prowess, confidence, intelligence, and cunning, yet with little or no personal compassion and the capacity for prolonged fondness.

A woman who will eventually not only break your heart, but who probably promised to do so the day you met and you would have believed her.
"I can't stop starring at that Angry Dane, and I'm pretty sure she hates my guts by the way she just told me to fuck off."

"There's no point in falling for that saucy wench, she's just an angry Dane.
by Ziegenbäuerin September 12, 2014
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angry joseph

Angry Joseph is a archetype used to define define people who “know no bounds”. This means the brag a lot, get chosen for English workshops and is ALWAYS the “special child”. He also prides himself of things such as his perception and intelligence on this like his always A grade essays.
“Yo I’m warning you while I’m calm though. You have never dealt with mad Jospeh before and he knows no bounds It’s gonna end badly.” -Angry Joseph
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Angry with Rage

1. A feeling of intense anger characterized by large amounts of rage
2. A feeling of intense rage characterized by large amounts of anger.
When the co-stars of Star Trek left Leonard Nimoy behind Fry was literally "angry with rage" at their injustice toward a long-time comrade.
by Captain_Texas February 14, 2012
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Angry Triceratops

Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, all while throating a third gentleman in the middle. Basically a modified Angry Pterodactyl with a hands free tonsil punch.
A poem dedicated to our friend Fast Pat, because we know he can take a joke.

Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
by El Conquistador July 28, 2023
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Angry Cleavage

(Adj) During the act of aggressive coitus it is the visually appealing motivating and highly appreciated action of a woman's perky, shapely, or otherwise amble breasts (size not withstanding) that will be shaking vigorously during the love making or the sexual exercise or encounter. Each person has their ideal version of this but you will know it when you see it.

Def (2) When a person observes, greatly respects and appreciates the perfect form of an attractive woman's healthy bosom (body type is relative to each person's definition of attractive) it is with profound amount of stress and frustration that said person is unable to touch, caress, feel or otherwise get a loving handful without retaliation via lawsuit, kick to the groin, slap to the face or other form of punishment. Refer to any impromptu bood grab in Japanese Anime Features.
Man, I saw those women walking down the street with their chest hanging out; she was looking good and damn she had some Angry Cleavage!!!
by Rupert Samuel Allison August 29, 2023
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Angry phoenix

Downing a bottle of Pepto Busmoul on Friday after work. Then drinking rot gut and eating only extremely spicy food for all your meals. Then come Monday down a bottle of laxatives, and destroy the communal toilet while at work.
Charlie's plan for the weekend was to commit to pulling off the angry phoenix for monday!
by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016
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angry pirate

When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg
I wanted rid of the girl so I gave her an angry pirate.
by bigjohnsdef August 20, 2016
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