Angry Joe

A person that has irrational hate on a thing or more often a video game without good understanding of it.

Person 1: Yo, you see how much Mike hated Minecraft even though he has barely played it?
Person 2: Yeah he was real Angry Joe about it.

by MagicMairou June 5, 2020

I'm not angry

......-_-. Obviously, I'm really angry, don't annoy me, get lost please.

Tanya : "Are you angry?"

Wendy : "....I'm not angry"

Tanya : "Are you sure? Are you mad at me?"

Wendy : ".-_-^..no.."

Tanya : "Then what's wrong???"

Wendy : "...............You."

by Lollica May 12, 2010

Angry Unicorn

When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it

i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody

by Shishujohnny April 26, 2012

angry dwarf

when a man is having intercourse he shrinks himself to dwarf size, climbs into the girls vagina and lives there for weeks on end

i havent seen johnny in a while he must have done the angry dwarf to that girl the other day

by Mint Grizzly August 7, 2008

angry tits

reference to a women's breasts that make the viewer angry. the work was untimatly not worth it

joe spent 3 months adn nearly $1000 trying to get her shit off and she had the worst pair of angry tits he had ever seen.

Alison had really angry tits

by angry February 9, 2005

angry doorman

When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.

I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!

by Angry Beaver January 11, 2009

angry dragon

While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

i angry dragoned your mom last night , she was dripping for hours

by spaghettimidget August 2, 2006