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Alice

Alice is the best thot you ever seen, she has a big ass et nice boobs. She never gonna to love you beacause she’s a hoe. But every guy want to fuck her
Dylan: Alice is the hottest person I ever seen

Me: I now yersterday I fucked her
by Faze_urmomgay123 April 3, 2019
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Alicja Klapot

The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, funny, sweet, sexy woman that you could ever have the pleasure of meeting. She might look like she has a heart of stone, but don’t judge her by her blinding beauty. If you are bold enough to pluck up the courage to speak to this absolute worldie, then you will soon realise that she is the most kind hearted, friendly, woman that you will ever come across. There are literally no negatives to be said about her but the only flaw that she has is that she seriously lacks in self-confidence and struggles to take a compliment, which is really quite funny seeing as no matter where she is, she gets complimented by anyone that is lucky enough to be in her presence. She has eyes that you could get lost in forever, bluer than the deepest ocean or the brightest of clear blue skies. Quite simply, words cannot describe how beautiful this woman is. Her beauty is ineffable. A true princess, who deserves nothing but the best out of life. Anybody that is lucky enough to capture the heart of this stunning woman should feel honoured and privileged to be given her affection, and should do absolutely anything to keep her happy because she will be the best thing that will ever happen to you. She is the sort of woman that any man would love to marry, because she is destined to be the greatest wife and mother that this world has got to offer 💖
Alicja Klapot is so much more than what any man could ever dream of
by #secretadmirer August 17, 2019
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Aliseaha

Aliseaha is a kind and caring human being. Aliseaha always puts others before herself and makes sure everybody’s doing ok. She’s always there for you when you need her most and you can always count on her. However, Aliseaha does not take shit from anybody and is loyal to a fault, so don’t cross her or the people she cares about.
Damn, Aliseaha is so awesome!
by Unknwnn September 9, 2019
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Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)
Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.
by P_trained December 7, 2019
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Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)
Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore
by P_trained December 7, 2019
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Alice weekes

A girl with an ass the size of Jupiter
Juidus: woah look at that ass
Jesus: I’m going in for the squeeze
Juidus: you need a prayer and a sacrifice to god to squeeze an ass as hot as an Alice Weekes
by Yourboihalliwayyyyy December 10, 2019
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Alice'd

To be stolen of the opportunity of answering/punishing, via someone else coming along and taking it from you in a speedy manor.
"Dude, I was going to answer that question, but you just barged in like an asshole."

"Haha you got fucking Alice'd."
by Nickingoo October 28, 2019
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