Albert

Albert is a guy that looks depressed everyday but his not. An Albert is a guy that is a smart and dumb guy at the same time. He is mostly good at math. he also erased his emotions.
and this Albert is me

guy hey bro you good you look depressed

albert no men im not depressed

by depressed men March 21, 2023

Albe

Men kisser. Will explode your house with a pipe bomb disgused as a star.

If you see an Albe, explode him with the power of your mind. Otherwise he'll find a way to steal your wallet and run away at the speed of light.

Person 1: Dude what is Albe doing on the roof again?
Person 2: Here, give it a second.
Albe: HOMOPHOBIC SLUR!!!
Person 2: Yeah there it is.

by MortemTran April 3, 2023

Albert

Complete degeneracy

“Bro stop being such an Albert, it’s freaking us out

by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023

Abbey Milcak

Abbey is the Queen of all warlocks and expresses huge amount of warlockism. Her warlock qualities make her the leader and queen of all warlocks as they follow in her foot steps.

Is that the leader of all warlocks?

Yes that’s Abbey Milcak

by Non-Warlock May 18, 2023

abbey goldsworthy

digging for gold

old mate pulled a abbey goldsworthy on the weekend, must of went digging for gold!

by poopygold May 30, 2023

Abbey

A very good friend, they’re usually the kind of person who would say sorry to anything and everyone. They’re so nice that they lets people walk all over them and manipulate them. Multiple people tell her to stop, and think about herself but she’s still too nice of a friend to listen. Shes also the type of person to say sorry after offing themselves.

Dude: Did you see that abbey over there? She’s so gullible!
Dude 2: Yeah, I know right!!
Girl: die.

by 1<8 June 6, 2023

Albert's beans

Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.

"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily

by Cbrauts707 June 13, 2023