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slap the chimney

verb:

to achieve the level of intoxication closest to passing out without actually doing so. Speech is slurred and often nonsensical, and motor functions are extremely impaired. If those in question acted responsibly and with dignity, they didn't slap the chimney.
I just finished my last exam lets go buy beers, im going to slap the chimney tonight
by RumpledForeskin May 27, 2015
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slap snakes

When two dudes get together for sexual activity.

Man-meat mashing.
Hey, Mike, want to slap snakes.
by William F July 11, 2016
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Raptor Slap

A slap in which a 360 is combined with a cobra strike, aka the raptor slapifaction has proceeded.
Dude, did you see Josh Raptor Slap that dirty ass nigger.
by xth3ph3nomx12 (xbox live) October 21, 2011
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Superman Slap

Verb:The act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.

*Note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to Superman Slap someone within a few seconds.
Guy 1:"You should call your stepfather the N word."

Guy 2: "What?! Are you crazy, why would I ever do that?"

Guy 1: "Do it, you would get respect from him."

Guy 2: "He would get up on the couch and Superman Slap me if I ever did that, and if I was still breathing after, then I would gain respect from him"
by Sovietnickie October 2, 2012
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quick slap

A type of slap that is achieved by holding your non-dominant hand near an object, usually a person, and quickly moving your dominant hand between the object/person and your non-dominant hand. This creates a quick and repetitive slapping noise. The faster the better.
"Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty hyper. I'm going to quick slap John to release some energy. It sounds funny too."
by EpicMustardSeed June 12, 2014
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net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing
p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap
by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011
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unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting
I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson
by MIKEY TYRONE December 17, 2013
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