Shark Piss

Big bottle of 20% hard shit that will get u shitfaced like a motha fucka

Eliot goes man down off the shark piss slam

by Mshawhfx February 27, 2019

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

shark stomach

A person that can eat any number of combinations of foods at once. They can eat and drink strange combinations of foods with out any limitations set by the stomach.

Wow, he eat Chinese, a bag of jelly beans, 3 hot wings and a pizza! He must have a shark stomach!

by RAMSAYBolton March 7, 2017

carpet shark

A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.

OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!

by Ron Smackwalter August 10, 2007

Land Shark

One who viciously pursues female prey without fail at any cost.

Fred is the biggest Land Shark I've ever known, look at that tramp he's leaving with!

by Akilldema July 11, 2006

butt shark

Gay, especialy in the cruising, predatory sense

Don't send your little bro for the stuff, the dude is a hard core butt shark!

by Yousseff March 30, 2008

shark bait

1)the journeyman stage of the shovelman union
2)one who has at one time in life had a hand of blue
4)one who is known to frequent the local car wash hoping to see his deadbeat pal and get a free wash.

1)hey lets make that neckbone over there dig us a hole! No way man have shark bait do it.
2)Hey you damn kids stop shark baiting my car wash.

by notorious 007 July 16, 2004