The hottest man you'll ever meet, he's kind, caring, and really good at football. He's really athletic and knows how to partayy. He might be named after Spiderman.
Daria: wow is that Parker he's so hot
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019
Get the Parkermug. He’s the hottest of the hot, a must see American idol! He’s athletic, charming , hilarious, and adventurous. He destroys in volleyball and is the upmost brilliant person. Girls flock him at school he can barely even walk down school hallways without being followed by every girl he passes. They say he’s a keeper but from the stories I’ve heard he’s a player! Ohh how magical he is. If your lucky enough to see this spectacle of a man than dang i guess your lucky I don’t know what else too say. He’s the best kisser and holds himself to high standards minus his first kiss he low balled that one on some girl named maddisyn! He’s so adorable and I hope to date him one day.
Girl 1: ohh parker he’s so cute
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
by Maddisyn Jolley December 20, 2021
Get the Parkermug. by Marvel is AMAZING May 14, 2021
Get the Peter parkermug. The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.
by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020
Get the parker jamesmug. Parkers are usually total LEGENDS and are not afraid of anything, even if they do get scared, they never lack self esteem. They are also great in bed, and very aggressive too. All the girls usually like a parker at some point. Parkers can almost never lie to the person they love, and take a lot in their pride. They are also willing to help Anyone, no matter who they are. Parkers will full send in any situation.they are also the fastest person you will know. And usually do some stupid crazy shit to make something good happen
Girl 1: who’s that legend over there?
Girl 2: oh that’s parker, he’s so great, and also amazing in bed.
Girl 2: oh that’s parker, he’s so great, and also amazing in bed.
by Randomwaterbottl March 22, 2022
Get the Parkermug. a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3
by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021
Get the parkermug. by parkershusband January 14, 2022
Get the Parker Campionmug.