by ahdhwbahahwja October 24, 2019

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

Probably one of the worst days for directioners. They all cried and had mental breakdowns just because someone couldn't stay at band at least to the rest of the tour so he just left and let us all cry but we still love that person so much even when he hurt us like no one else and caused all of this we still adore him
Person 1:march 25 was the worst day of my life I hate Z*yn
Person 2: Yes, it was but u can't hate him he did that for his mental health
Person 2: Yes, it was but u can't hate him he did that for his mental health
by dd_because1dwasntenough March 24, 2020

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by Lily_LOL02 November 20, 2019

February 25 is national Harry Potter day (only because I love Harry Potter and that day is my birthday)
by Adié April 27, 2021

Hym "Oct 25, 2023? I probably could have stopped that from happening. Whatever happened during the 7 days in that hospital is less effective than I am and I've likely already stopped a few for which I haven't gotten credit. And I would wager that the would be shooter that contacted that guy Jordan talked to in that one podcast is one of them. So, if you weren't so concerned with wasting my time on your frivolous sophistical nonsense (i.e. your bullshit values that are fabricated entirely by inferior minds), we would have 18 more pre-corpses shambling about. You (collectively) refused to admit that you are both useless and the impetus for your own destruction and because you're unwilling to do this your only option is to play at solving problems and fail perpetually. You will repeatedly attempt to jam the square that constitutes you values into the circle hole that constitutes the problems you're facing and the wages of sin will be death. And all because you both want to be the guy and are not AND don't want ME to be the guy and I AM"
by Hym Iam November 27, 2023
