San Juan Capistrano

Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.

Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.

by Allen Hawkinson April 25, 2006

San Disco Reggaefornia

1) A place where you can just kick back, relax and let it all jive. Also a place where dancing makes the people feel united.

2) a song by Jason Mraz

"You're invited to San Disco Reggaefornia. You're gonna like it. Leave your troubles at the door." -- Jason Mraz

by jjv524 October 2, 2010

san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.

I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.

by Rose from NoHo October 23, 2013

San Francisco Sandwich

The act where two homosexuals forcefully try to convert a third individual.

Bill and Joe were carefully approaching Bob from each side of the bed. Bob, unaware, was now becoming a victim of a San Francisco Sandwich.

by Skamuf March 29, 2008

San Diego Wank

Founded in San Diego in the early 90's, this truly is the 'Good Morning Vietnam!' of wanks. When one seeks to relieve one's self by striping bollock naked at a full length hotel window and masturbating aggressively, allowing the whole world to see your unrelenting cum face. The individual must place their right hand flat against the window, with back arched in the most perverse way without comprising the ability to apply sufficient vinegar strokes. On ejaculation, the participant must uncontrollably spray their manhood all over the transparent pane for the welcoming world to see.

Fuck me Eric, I just walked in on Hugh Jackman throwing out a San Diego Wank! You should av seen the look in his eyes - he looked like he wanted to Wolverine someone!

No pussy tonight lads - I'm gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer San Diego Wank for old times sake. Snort some Richard, and then wank some more.

by Truckie Leighton July 8, 2010

San Antonio Slap

After having vaginal intercourse, removing the ejaculate filled condom and slapping her in the face with the condom.

Man I gave her a San Antonio slap right in the eye after I tore her up.

by CPR1 April 13, 2008

San Francisco Sandals

San Francisco sandals is slang for knee pads.

Clifton made Hammetter put his San Francisco Sandals on before he sucked Cliftons dick.

by lcaf October 1, 2006