Cancer

A pumpkin show

You know it's that pumpkin show named cancer/

by GRAPEJUICE#4 May 1, 2018

cancer

1. feminists

2. fran, (and the rest of those types of name bf thing)
3. this website

cancer

by jimmy_mom:D August 12, 2022

Cancer

Minecraft, the emoji movie, Ugandan Knuckles meme, Tide Pod meme, and vegans who find any way to tell people that they’re vegan.

Anything listed above. The world should be free of the horrible things listed above. Shit, forgot Roblox. Roblox is cancer too.

by Fuckwad McGee February 15, 2018

Cancer

Cancer is Jake paul so if you watch jake paul you have cancer

Bro I just watched jake paul

Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer

by Cupcake_demon April 14, 2020

Bitch Cancer

A cancer in which doctors have to remove the access of getting bitches.

"This stupid ass bus driver took a wrong turn and missed my stop, so that's how you KNOW he has bitch cancer!"

by ezramiller_shouldntbegay September 13, 2022

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.

Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.

by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019