Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024

coon biscuit

any compact car with every seat or more completely occupied with black people.

while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"

by Tyron Alexander Jones April 20, 2022

Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021

coon

a disgusting creature who eats watermelon

"get out of my trashcan you filthy coon"

by mjhnbgff June 23, 2022