Pork Roll

Get your breakfast sandwich above the Driscoll, they microwave their Taylor ham down there. You'll know you've driven too far south if pork roll is on the menu.
by xNJDevilx February 5, 2024
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Pineapple Pork Stick

When you find a fat chick, dip your dick in pineapple juice and fuck her.
What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick
by Casey O'Neil April 1, 2021
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Pork Grabber

The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.
John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012
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Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)
Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!
by SLLS August 19, 2018
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Pork

by Møvik April 7, 2017
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Pork BOnInG

by SaltQueenisme September 28, 2020
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Pork

When you look this up you see a sexually ting but it really is meat from a pug yes vegans it does come from pigs and we eat them so shut the hell up
Man i loved that PORK you made
by Justaseags April 13, 2023
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