A man who generates sheer epic fucking history. A man that will, and by no intention, influences the wind to gust at extremities higher than the potential velocity of an asteroid striking the earth with terminal impact whilst anything and everything else stirs with nothing more than the speed of a flutter created within blinking an eye. A man that strides down the street with unrivaled confidence, sometimes only obtainable after zaching the night away prior, that the surrounding population of passerbyes are compelled to participate in the act of throwing themselves towards oncoming traffic (if none around, enticing on a one-night stand with the nearest base of a man-hole) as the result of an entire lifetime of perspective shifting so dramatically they can no longer bear to struggle the combustion of internal conflict encompassing their every thought. Conflict created with the disbelief that one man can exist with such refined elegance, such vast and seemingly infinite knowledge. That one man can bend the very essence of 'being', solely with his power of will, to whom otherwise would be inconceivable and thus driven to insanity in attempt. That this one man, can possess such polished and divine character, with unparalleled tenacity that one could only describe with the predicate of magnificence, all the while his watch is keeping incredible time.
"Those stars sure are shining Zach tonight".
"If only I could gaze to the awe that is Zach without this protective eye-wear".
"If only I could gaze to the awe that is Zach without this protective eye-wear".
by errybodyalltogethernow January 18, 2011
the greatest guy someone will ever know. he is funny cute charming and hilarious. always can make you happy no matter what is wrong.
Zach: Hey is something wrong?
You: Yea...
Zach: What is it?
You: Just school and everything...
Zach: Well those people can just be stupid sometimes, tthey sometimes can't see whats on the inside that counts. Not your looks.
You: Yea that is true...
Zach: You need a hug?
You: Yes
Zach: Did that help?
You: Yes it did...Alot.
You: Yea...
Zach: What is it?
You: Just school and everything...
Zach: Well those people can just be stupid sometimes, tthey sometimes can't see whats on the inside that counts. Not your looks.
You: Yea that is true...
Zach: You need a hug?
You: Yes
Zach: Did that help?
You: Yes it did...Alot.
by prezgirl 89 February 04, 2010
Zach is the kind of guy who is there for you he may nt be the best looking but hes a really good guy at heart he is warm hearted he has a great personality hes strong muscular he is a football player and he is great at throwing objects he will be there for you no matter what you need done and if your dating zach you will be treated the best possibly.
by HUNTER RIVERA November 06, 2019
Zach a shorter version of Zachary the more classy spelling variation as apposed to Zack
Literally means the great woman seducer in greek and the lord remembers in hebrew. Zach's always have a great package if not then they are deserving of the name Tyler. Mostly non-conformist and doesn't like rap.
Literally means the great woman seducer in greek and the lord remembers in hebrew. Zach's always have a great package if not then they are deserving of the name Tyler. Mostly non-conformist and doesn't like rap.
by The penis rapist March 26, 2009
A guy who makes weird noises with his mouth and tongue, who loves basketball, who hates obama and democrats, who loves to try and find mistles, and hates south korea.
by South Korea April 12, 2013
by Zach8391 January 06, 2007