Yonk

The combination of yikes and stocks

yikes the stocks have gone down. Yonk!

by Biqbone February 7, 2020

Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

Yonk

To be elevated at ones highest self.

I took a phat dab last night and got super yonked.

by Yonk Mama August 16, 2021

Yonks

A common word used for agreeing to something it's creation began when a person decided to mix the words yes and stonks together but I am glad it's a thing

Hey Jerry do you like my blueberry pie? Yonks

by BoboRozo September 10, 2019

Yonks

An undefined unit of time meaning "a long time ago"

I haven't seen you in yonks Mins.

by Terry Emerson August 6, 2024

Yonk

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The ferret is yonky.

by keroppi January 29, 2022

Yonks

Yonks is the equivalent of a black person saying daaaaamn. Like that movie with ice cube.

Daquan: Yo homie, my girl just sucked my soul in the bathroom.

Homie: Yonks man

by Jacob is Brown April 7, 2022