Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 30, 2018

Yonk

a non millennial, cringe-free way of saying lit.

yeah i took her out last night, she’s such a yonk.

woah bro that party was so yonky last night.

do you think we’ll be able to go to the concert? i have a feeling it will be a yonker.

by MBC Tav November 3, 2019

Yonk!

When you steal someone's food and say Yonk! It is not considered stealing

(grabs hot dog) Yonk!

by Syd123456 October 5, 2018

Yonks

Used in Ireland. Term for a long time. Synonym for this term could also be “donkeys years”

“Jaysus Dee , it’s been yonks!” “Ye Vickie, haven’t seen you in donkeys years.”

by No, please June 28, 2019

Yonk

The combination of yikes and stocks

yikes the stocks have gone down. Yonk!

by Biqbone February 7, 2020

Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

Yonks

A period of five years, Like “I haven’t seen him in YONKS..

It was YONKS ago that I drove to LA.

by Rocky saddler November 9, 2017