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Kiss your dogs 

Its what you say when you are not sure how things might turn out, when you are playing risky. It's akin to "kiss your butt goodbye" but it's closer to "kiss your toes goodbye".
Alex was driving really fast down a slippery leaf hill when Tora exclaimed, "kiss your dogs!" And then Lonny giggled effluvently.
Kiss your dogs by Colorslurk November 14, 2021

Your doggy soggy 

Worse than every insult combined, including "your granny tranny". This would be a final resort in an argument as it is unlimitedly powerful. If this insult is used against you, there's no chance of survival.
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: Your granny tranny
Person 1: Your doggy soggy
Person 2: *Asphyxiated by an unknown force, possibly the unknown power of the insult*
Your doggy soggy by BattyBoi March 17, 2018

Your doggo a hoe 

A phrase worse than you're mom gay, you're dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap all combined. If this phrase is said then the universe will implode.
Guy 1: You're mom gay
Guy 2: Let's cut to the chase. Your doggo a hoe
Universe: *dies*
Your doggo a hoe by Heck.mp4 May 13, 2018

my karma ran over your dogma 

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)
1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

your dogs are barking 

you got some ugly ass feet and they're probably smelly too
person: *sends a pic of feet*
me: "girl your dogs are barkinggg"