Workplace-Prostitute

Adjective
A: Person who trades sexual favors for advancement in the workplace.
B: Person who gets paid to have sex with a person either related to, or the person directly in charge for financial gain in the place they work.

Person one: Can you believe O'Connor?, she started having sex with the boss, and received a promotion the day after.
Person two: Yeah, that's what you get when you're a Workplace-Prostitute.

by AcornBandit May 29, 2023

Workplace

Hey, shit, they hired that bitch Kendra to fuck the retard and at that point I don't give a fuck what they hired me to do. The contract has been violated.

Hym "HA! If doing and saying whatever you want in the workplace make you a useless lazy fuck, then only one of us is a useless lazy fuck! And it ain't me! Do I do and say whatever I want? Nooooo. Do you? Who tells you what not to say? Someone should have to you not to say the holy war thing! Ha! You're actually paid EXPLICITLY to do any say whatever you want. I work a real job as a donut slave AND do what you do WITH GREATER SUCESS. Who's the lazy fuck?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

virtual workplace

At work in virtual reality.

He's carved out quite a niche for himself in the virtual workplace.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

consensual workplace relationship

an affair where both adulterers work together, are in long-term relationships, and still feel the need to cheat

Family should have always been my priority,
but I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship . I'm sorry for any pain that my
actions may have caused to the guys and the
fans but most of all to Ariel. The only thing that
matters right now is my marriage and my
children, and that's where I am going to focus
my attention.

by marysmommymilkers September 28, 2022

consensual workplace relationship

When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.

“What the fuck happened?!”
“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”

by hanniistheelk October 8, 2022

Fluffer(workplace)

An individual who helps fill in during different situations and makes a situation seem real. Such as an extras on a movie set that make a scene come to life.

He already worked for the company so the new job opening was technically his. However, they still need to hold interviews and bring in Fluffer(workplace) for public show.

by KultyKitty January 14, 2025