Wooly Bangers

British English/English: Reaction to seeing something cool - like "cool beans" but cooler.
If someone does a cool trick on a bike or skateboard, that's wooly bangers!

"Whoa did you see that?! That's wooly bangers!"
"Have you heard the new Coldplay album, it's wooly bangers!"

by Bloocifer May 17, 2023

wooly musket

While someone is sleeping, squat over their face with your butt cheeks spread and fart.

That bastard gave me a wooly musket, and I think he sharted a little!

by Its The Sean October 12, 2005

Wooly booger

A man’s dangalang.

I don’t think Stephen Colbert wears underwear. Every time he stands up I can see his wooly booger.

by Copacabana October 23, 2020

Wooly Butcher

A gentleman who has a large amount of hair, especially in the pubic region.

"He was so hairy. A proper wooly butcher"

"I had a back, sack and crack cos i didn't want her to think i was a wooly butcher"

by theliarwithin April 20, 2009

wooly pully

To give someone a handjob while wearing a wool glove.

I told the girl she had cold hands so she slipped on a glove and gave me a wooly pully.

by Jeffrey Dunn February 25, 2007

wooly booger

The little balls that form on your sheets and clothes after too much use.

I need new sheets, these old ones have wooly boogers all over them

by inahotel March 18, 2010

Wooly Mammouth

A huge hairy elephant

Mike knows what a wooly mammouth is.

by Mando Commando September 15, 2003