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working for the man

Performing a task, manual labor, or any type of assigned duty for a stupid, spineless, gutless, lazy, selfserving, douchebags, worthless, anal retentive, unappreciative, disrespectful person or organization for money.
Dude, are you still working for the man? Man, don't let the man get you down!
by Chear55 June 24, 2014
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Wanking Up

When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it
"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"
by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017
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wanking around

Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.
what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).

Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018
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pixel wanking

An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.

An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"

Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
by lleighto August 20, 2011
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Wokingham

A city near Reading, in the UK, about an hour away from London on the train. Wokingham is most known for it's great schools and prison for the criminally insane, Broadmoor. If you're in Reading, or in London, come visit, and someone around town will be delighted to tell you where to go. Wokingham was voted Best Place In The UK To Live 2010.
Wokingham is epic, just stay off Norreys Avenue, AKA the CHAVenue.
by angelgalida December 9, 2010
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wanking pit

Get out of them fucking wanking pits!
by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005
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wonging

Where's Conrad?"He went wonging!!"
by radicalC April 6, 2011
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