Wonking

When you masturbate with the hand you don't use

Jerry: bro, have you tried wonking yet?
Matt: WTF is wonking
Jerry: Left hand lasts longer bro

by axm August 12, 2015

Wonk

Overused word meaning "self-important know-it-all". Everybody wishes the word would just go away.

She is a civil rights policy wonk. She knows everything; just ask her!

by Saul Goodman July 16, 2016

Wonks

Your Welcome

"Heres that cd you wanted."
"Tonks"
"Wonks"

by lomathson March 22, 2010

Wonk

A penis, that, when hard, curves downward.

dude i was in the locker room the other day and Jason had a wonk. Hahahaha

by D-res July 3, 2005

Wonk

In a |337 term, to stay up all night or have very little sleep and feel the affects of it the next day.

"Oh man, i am shit wonked."

by Storka October 31, 2003

Wonk

A person of no interest who has no interest in anything and leads a boring life where the only interest is money and the unnaturally selfish need to increase wealth.

Scrooge, Wonk

by Rogue7 February 3, 2010

wink wonk

/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour

Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*

by dumbDefiner September 5, 2020