wonderland nightclub

A place for under 18’s go to shake their non-existent meat on their bones for lonely white boys to control

‘Wonderland nightclub’ is where all my friends go to shake what they don’t have

by TruthTalker101 August 30, 2017

Wonderland Mouth

The human experience rarely finds itself in moments of true & pure Bliss. Moments that are so serendipitous and meaningful that all conscious thought, regard for perception or personal safety, are cast aside, in order to allow a shower of ecstatic and joyful energy to burst threw one's brain. Caused by eating delicious food and reacting, scientists studying this phenomenon have determined that it can only be replicated if a willing participant consumes frozen food to induce brain freeze at the exact moment of sexual orgasm, whilst simultaneously have both ear canals stimulated with cotton tips. Often seen during the sampling of new food groups or during food eating hypnosis, it is commonly known to produce visions that have been described as versions of the Northern Lights. At times, people in the middle of a Wonderland Mouth will shout out loud, aggressively describing the Northern Lights, at the same time as convulsing on the floor, in a semi break dance, urinating and orgasming at once. Officials at the Vatican have recently been called to various locations around the world in order to perform exorcisms on people, only to determine they were not possessed, but merely having a prolonged Wonderland Mouth experience. Like during an epileptic fit, onlookers should not stop the Wonderland Mouth from taking place, instead create space around the person, moving dangerous items from the vicinity, to allow the episode to run its course until it finishes.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Did you guys see that? Phil just tried this new Smoothie and had a freeken mental Wonderland Mouth"

"Dave it's Brian here, can you come down to level two as quick as possible, and bring the mop and slippery when wet signs. Some guys just had a super messy Wonderland Mouth event in front of the sports store entrance"

"It's true, he drank the drink, his eyes rolled back in his head, he started talking in tongues and had THE LOUDEST Wonderland Mouth I've even seen"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 4, 2025

Wonderland

Experiencing Bertell's dick.

"He's packin' a wonderland in his pants."

by Fjfoslkdhfjffk September 10, 2018

wonderlanding

The female equivalent of tea-bagging. Coined at Gordon College, because students are sexually repressed there.

I walked in on a couple yesterday, the girl was wonderlanding her boyfriend in the prayer chapel in Frost Hall.

by TooFatTooFurious December 18, 2012

Snowbunny Winter Wonderland

The group chat that only the best get into

ZB KC AS FB EW NG KH

Kim K is welcomed in to the Snowbunny Winter Wonderland

by anymous33333 April 5, 2022

Alice in wonderland experience

Drinking psychedelic Shroom tea and tripping balls in a closet.

‘Dude went and made his ‘special’ tea and had his own Alice in Wonderland experience in his room. He said he saw some really weird shit in there that made him question his life choices up to now.

by Graetep July 26, 2022

Wonderland

Was I was the other night.

Princess Weirdo- Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
229’er 1 - Look is that Alice, Wonder-landing in Wonderland ?
DrPhil- No man that’s Princess Weirdo, she knows the Queen!

by Princess Weirdo forgot passwor September 29, 2022