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One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!
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Wally's whispers 

A politically correct alternative to Chinese whispers, particularly suitable for the modern workplace where miscommunication is caused by middle management idiots not understanding anything but still desperate to impress, rather than by language difficulties.
Programmer to middle manager: We need to deploy X because A happened. Please ask the client before we proceed.
Middle manager to client: we deployed X so now B is supported
Programmer (on reading the minutes): ugh, Wally's whispers strikes again
A casual reference to a Wal-Mart store. Used by those who frequently shop at the store mostly in text messages. Derived using the Australian English slang method of shortening a word to two syllables and adding 's' to the end.
Texting: "Stopping at Wally's 4 some milk. U need anything else?"
Wally's by Urbanodialectician January 24, 2015

Will’s a bitch 

When your friend named Will or of the William variety is acting like a lil bitch.
Hey guys, do we all agree that Will’s a bitch?
Will’s a bitch by ChazMcMuffin October 26, 2017

Willy Shakes 

The name of William Shakespeare's night club in London. It was located across the street from the Globe Theatre. (Please note: the aforementioned club did NOT actually exist. It was invented by an English teacher.)
Didst thou go to Willy Shakes after thy performance in Hamlet a fortnight ago?
Willy Shakes by WillyShakes October 28, 2009

willy spooner 

a funny ass name created by ME. It sounds like "will he spoon her" quite hilarious
i named my son willy spooner for shits and gigs.

Willy Socket 

The vagina.
"It's a vaginal prolapse. Her willy socket is falling out!"
Willy Socket by Ace Turbo October 25, 2009