Wiener Jeans

When your wiener gets trapped pointing downward while you're wearing jeans, and it gets hard. Such an occurrence requires the awkward repositioning and movement to bind it under your belt when no one's watching.

The short skirt Sarah wore to school today gave me a mad case of Wiener Jeans.

by Fu Kwon January 14, 2010

wiener

the proper spelling of "weiner"... morons.

another name for PENIS, but a more comical way of expressing the term

"hey dude, your'e a wiener"
"at least im not a weiner"
"... weiner is not a word"
"oh, yeah"

by PWH805 August 23, 2005

Wienershnitzel

Wienerschnitzel was started with the opening of a single hot dog stand in 1961. Today, they're the World's Largest Hot Dog Chain with over 300 restaurants in ten states and Guam. Besides their signature chili dog, they're also loved for their delicious corn dogs, chili cheese fries and chili cheeseburgers.

The chili cheese fries/chili dog combo is wonderful.

Hey Tony, let's go eat at Wienershnitzel for lunch today.

by Tony V January 19, 2006

Balls and Wiener

Its alternatve for agreeing with something or "What are you going to do?".

Josh: "I hate the F'n Clippers"
Matt: "Balls and Wiener man"

Matt: "My boss thinks I smoke weed"
Josh: *shrugs shoulders* "Balls and Wiener"

Josh: "I think my boss and another boss are totally doing it."
Matt: "Balls and wiener"

by NooBawls&G_Zis May 15, 2014

Wiener Roast

A party with all guys.

My neighbors party looked like a weiner roast, so I didn't even go over there.

by Gibson June 22, 2003

wiener snot

The explosion of goo that extrudes out of the male's wang during sexual pleasures either solo or with partner.

Dana: "Oh man! You just got your wiener snot all over me! You have to wipe that shit off!"

Jacob: "You said you like my wiener snot. It's warm and creamy, bitch!"

Dana: "Lick it off."

Jacob: "No. I'll just wipe my wiener snot on the wall. Your parents are coming down."

by AmandaRy December 28, 2008

Wiener World

Another term for sausage fest.

Guy 1: Let's go to a party.

Guy 2: Yeah, let's go to Smith's house, there's always a party there

Guy 1: I don't know, that sounds like a total sausage fest.

Guy 2: No one says sausage fest, people say wiener world now

by coolest_black_guy_around January 24, 2010