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Weeb Wellington

''Dude, Jeremy is a Weeb Wellington, and that's on my life!''
by WellWornIdIot April 25, 2020
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Wellington

Alternative name (popular in Great Britian) for water-proof boots. Also another term for romo or Raging Homosexual. 'Wellingtonians' often talk about what they want to do, but never do it - instead they have gay anal secks, possibly also felching of giraffes and anal-insertion of quails whilst tonguing each other and thinking "I'm not gay I'm not gay".
Wellingtonian 1: "Oh no, my bike is dirty somehow - I mean I never ride it!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."

-later on-

Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"
by Jamaican Meornay September 10, 2007
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Wellington

stoic fellow that asks very random questions. Tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have sex with a Wellington. also is very theatrical and spunky. when he does have sex he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy... usually his roommate.
You have to really try hard to have another Wellington night.
by Dante Wellington March 13, 2012
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Wellington Wand

From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.
Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.
by Doug Ruggles October 28, 2007
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Wellington

Big dick makes p gets a few yatties there
Wellington gets girls fianto
by Yupppp scarfing October 18, 2018
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Wellingborough

Wellingborough is basically the hood of The East Midlands. It is full of crime and is very rough. It is loud during the day, and scary at night, especially around Hemmingwell, Queensway, Kingsway, Grange Close and Brookvale, Wood Street and Brook Street East. Or just avoid the whole town! It’s a dump just stay away.
Yo that Wellingborough is so gangsta dude

Yeah ennit fam
by Johnny Davidsonsons November 30, 2018
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Wellingborough

A fun little town in Northamptonshire which is known by the county council to be one of the three worst places in the county to live, but to be honest, crime is worst during the summer.
Wellingborough has so many violent crimes during the summer
by Johnny Davidsonsons December 2, 2018
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