whack wellies

To have sex a.k.a. Knocking boots

‘Ayo we finna whack wellies tonight or what?’

by lolkidim12 November 12, 2020

Melted Welly

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.

Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!

by Dave 999 September 17, 2020

shelly welly

Shelly Welly is a term originally derived from The Zayd dictionary. It is often used to awaken a sleeping giant. For example, "WAKE UP SHELLY WELLY I WANT TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SHELLY WELLY"

A shelly welly is also used to describe a huge squishy watermelon pillow. For example, "oh look there's a shelly welly selling for 20 bucks at Giant, I want a shelly welly"

"WAKE UP SHELLY WELLY I WANT TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SHELLY WELLY"

"oh look there's a shelly welly selling for 20 bucks at Giant, I want a shelly welly"

by ZhirDeus January 03, 2018

smelly belly welly

someone who needs to learn how to stfu

“she’s such a smelly belly welly”

by betterthansmellybelly November 21, 2023

smelly welly

a guy who smells bad and also is an asshole

guy 1: you might want to use some deodorant

guy 2: fuck you

guy 1: wow you are such a smelly welly

by aksdjaksjdjasfhlasdklasjflks October 13, 2016

MELTED WELLIED

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.

by munk i spose March 31, 2018

welly

fat person, a type of whale

she is such a welly.

by dikzak vdb February 20, 2023