SEC Welcome

An 'SEC Welcome' is when fans of the existing schools in the SEC take a collective shit on the head of the traditions of the new schools joining the SEC

Texas A&M thought they were the shit, but after they got an SEC Welcome, they were just covered in shit.

by B12 Guy September 26, 2011

welcome to the rodeo

It’s on now nigga

“You want beef? Welcome to the rodeo Charlie”

by Bootleg Boy February 13, 2018

The JCI Welcome

The James Coney Island Welcome is when;you meet some one new you get all your male friends and put all of your penises into one of their holes("their" being the new person) and splurting your goo making them a Mayo Sandwich.

P1"Hey i met a new person yesterday and im thinking about giving them the good ol' The JCI Welcome(putting all penises into one hole and splurting your goo)"

P2"Ill get the boys ready"

by No1Shagger September 8, 2018

Welcome Shmelcome.

The Absolute Best Way To Say ' Your Welcome '
Its What ALL The Cool Kids Are Saying Now A Dayz.
If You're Having Trouble Fitting In, Just Use It And Your Gaurenteed Popularity!

Terry : Jen, I like your new shoes.

Jen : Thanks Shanks.

Terry : Welcome Shmelcome. ;)

Jen : So uhh.. Terry wanna be part of our clique?

Terry : FOR SURE >:D

by Turrr. January 4, 2009

Warm Welcome

The act of hugging someone tight and then urinating in your pants.

Sarah has a thing for pee, so she asked me to give her a warm welcome.

by C for proof November 2, 2014

Welcome to the Mountain

An expression of dominance over another, usually delivered in a deeming respect to the recieving party. A belittling expression that equates the recipient to a weak and subservient homosexual, and sugests the party delivering the expression can do as they please. It is a vile insult. Has it's origins from the 2005 film Brokeback Mountain.

"I just teabagged your face buddy, welcome to the mountain."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

welcome to mooseport

after hitting a moose with your vehicle the subject proceeds to anally rape the still warm and twitching dead moose corpse, till climax.

"dude i pulled a welcome to mooseport last night on route 7"

by bean dip August 20, 2006