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wedgie

when someone painfully yanks your underwear up your buttcrack.
So my friends andy and brad invited me over to brads house for the summer. his parents were away for the summer and left him with money and a ton of stuff. so of course we came over. for years they had always given me wedgies. they were some of the most painful experiences i can remember, but i knew not to fight back, i was too weak.so when i got there they immediatly tackled me and stripped off all my clothes except for my tighty whightys, and carried me to the backyard. they spit in my underwear and wedgied them up my butt. then they hung me up on the tree and got sum ducktape, and taped my feet together and strung my arms through the legholes of my undies. Then they taped bags of warm water on my hands and feet, then fed me tons of bottles of water, like ten bottles. they kicked my balls then left. two hour later i fell asleep. i woke up to andy peeing on me and i realized i was soaked cause i peed myself so many times while i slept. they were laughing and taking pictures i looked down and saw i was hard. every day they did this for a whole month, giving me twenty water bottles a day and feeding me meals, never letting me down so i always peed and crapped myself in the hanging wedgie. they also fed me laxitives twice a day so i crapped myself countless times. whenever i got hard they took pictures and kicked my balls hundred of times so i cried. this lasted two month.
by pathetickid November 15, 2010
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wedgie

when a friend or foe grabs the back of your underwear and pulls up
locker rooms are a common place to find wedgies.
by wedgie reciver December 28, 2005
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wedgie

a wedgie is a classic prank. aperson comes up behind a person wearing tighty whities and pulls up on the elastic band as hard as the giver can. wedgies are mainly given to males who wear tighty whities and can be done t wearers of boxers. there are many types of wedgies. when the underwear is pulled over the victims head and rests on the forhead is called an atomic wedgie. this one is usually done by two people pulling both sides of the underwear up called a mervin. when the victim is lifted up by his tighty whities and hung on something high so the victim is not touching the ground is called a hanging wedgie. the lifting of the front of the tighty whities and curshing the balls of the victim is called a melvin.
The most common place to find wedgies are in high school locker rooms
by craig 159 January 10, 2008
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wedgie

one time 2 of my friends were at my house and one went to the toliet and me and the other one was talking.we were so busy talking that the other one came up and gave me the biggest wedgie ever in my red briefs
by wedgie man August 13, 2007
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wedgie

the punishment for nerds, geeks, and the uncool given by someone cooler where their tighty whities are pulled up very high from behind while they are wearing them
i gave the nerd a wedgie and then hooked his tighty whities on a post and left!
by big boy111111111 April 21, 2006
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wedgie

When ur briefs are pulled up ur crack.
My family tortures me. My birthday present? A wedgie. And tighty whities. Im serious. My whole family comes to my house and gives me wedgies. Then the grand finaly, my dad and brother strip me and then make me put on my dads underwear (which are huge) and then they lift up both sides of the underwear to over my head, lift me up, carry me to my room, put me on my bed (which by da way is 2 hooks to hang my underwear on 7 ft of the floor) and leave me there after duck taping me there
Yep, ive grown used to it.
by wedgiesreciever101 May 6, 2010
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wedgie

noun. a prank in which the victim's undershorts are jerked upward so as to become wedged between the buttocks
"That wedgie tore up my boxers!"
by DaSwede March 15, 2005
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