wanky cock rot

A very unpleasant fungal infection caused by a build up of baby gravy usually found on the member of the hunched backed knuckle shuffler.

Hey falk keep that away from me I don't want wanky cock rot up me bottom!

by ziplegs March 3, 2009

Wanky Leg

A dance very similar to the "Stanky Leg" except that is involves masturbation. Often done in a large group (i.e. Circle Jerk). Invented by socially inept white guys who had learned the dance but realized that NO ONE LOOKS COOL DOING IT!!!11!11! And thus became depressed. Groups similar to Alcoholics Anonymous have pooped up as a result where you can go to perform the aforementioned dance in a group scene. No women can do this. So by doing this dance you instantly become gay.

Kieth: "Man, I wish I was as cool as Phillip and could do the Wanky Leg."

Eric: "No you don't. Everyone would think you were gay!"

Kieth: "... Erm..."

by Muffinmanifestation May 9, 2010

wappy

a line of cocaine

let's do a huge wappy and get high as f*&!

by jgw899 May 25, 2009

wampyr

The term 'Wampyr' is German for 'Vampire'
Usually always connected in the sentence
"Nosferatu...Das Wampire"
with translates to
"Nosferatu...The Vampire

Simpsons Treehouse of horror IV

WIGGUM
We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy...

LISA
They're wrong! The creature they seek is the walking undead: Nosferatu, Das Wampyr!...A vampire!

by Anjelic_Omen January 11, 2005

Warpy

(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.

Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!

Tim: The damned sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Excuses Excuses...

by Paddy B May 13, 2008

wanky

Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.

"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

Warpy

(Pronounced wahrb-ee)Someone that is uncoordinated or lacks skill in a particular sport or activity. Also, if someone is unable to see the obvious it is common courtesy to label them as a warpy.

Pat: Hey Tim ya fricken warpy, how did you drop that catch?!

Tim: The friggen sun was in my eyes!

Pat: Excuses Excuses...

by Paddy B May 14, 2008