Wanker

1. Someone who masturbates

Also used to describe An idiot on the road

1. Get off the road wanker

by Definition teller March 22, 2017

Wanker

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina

This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 16, 2020

Wanker

The type of person to make plans with you and your friends but instead of meeting up at the arranged time they will happen to chance open someone in a different fucking then you and proceed to spend around an hour with them making you wait for two hours due to their incompetence and faggotry. They will then make you late to see another friend in a sports match and you only watch them lose.

"Did you hear about what Stephen did the other day"
"Yeah he left his friends for some others people"
"What a fucking wanker with a squarehead"

by YellowEyes73 December 13, 2021

WANKER

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT

ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker

by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020

Wanker

Someone who acts like a idiot like someone who's drunk

1.when he's drunk he looks like a complete wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance

3. Stop acting like a wanker

by le meilleur December 16, 2016

wankerism

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!

''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''

by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015

Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

by EvieGrave April 28, 2016