Wanker

1. Someone who masturbates

Also used to describe An idiot on the road

1. Get off the road wanker

by Definition teller March 21, 2017

Wanker

A English cursing word usually used when someone falls or does something stupid,

James: Oy mate you forgot your keys again? Kevin: Yes... James: You bloody wanker are you really that stupid?

by Glitchy25 May 9, 2018

Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

by EvieGrave May 26, 2016

Wanker

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina

This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 15, 2020

Wanker

A man jerking his erect penis

Oi you wanker

by Uranium 420 August 24, 2020

WANKER

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT

ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker

by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020

Wankers

Wankers are hot

Suck my wiggly wanks or Wankers

by Xxxxxxxxx skiny penis October 20, 2019