wanker

1. A wholly undesirable and/or annoying person (usually male).
2. Someone who frequently masturbates or "wanks".

1. "That Paul fellow, he's a bit of a wanker."
2. "Simon, he's a wanker don't you know?"

by Mernard May 17, 2006

wanker

1)man who masturbates excessively
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.

1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.

by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003

Wanker

British vulgarity:

1. One who masturbates.

2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.

Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.

1. She caught you wanking, you wanker.

2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!

by Fu Manchu August 31, 2008

Wanker

Term for someone who has no accomplishments to speak of, wastes time or is not productive, a jerk-off.

Don't expect Ken to finish that report on time, he's a total wanker.

by Wes Ferguson July 7, 2005

wanker

Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.

1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.

2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).

by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003

wanker

wanker:, pee pee yanker, male masturbater.jerkoff

Some one masturbates and who is a jerk!!! An abuse term for a masturbater!(Wanker)

by marquel January 11, 2008

Wanker

One who wanks, or one who engages in intercourse with a monkey's anus.

George bush
What?
It's only beastiallity if you aren't a monkey!!!

by Nytehauq August 21, 2003