waftle

A fart contained in a cloth chair so that it can be savored each time you or another sits down.

Damn dude, that was one fine waftle you left for me.

by Anonymous ADVrider November 5, 2008

Wafting Chuck

While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.

" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."

by Marydoyouwanna June 3, 2013

waftarom

Drawn in comics to show that something smells.

The artist used waftaroms to show that a lady's perfume was overwhelmingly strong.

by Some Dragon Freak July 18, 2017

Wafting

When someone tells you that there is tea but they don't spill it. They just let you catch a little bit of the scent. You're aware of the existence of the tea but you don't know the details.

"Yo, some tea happened today sis but I can't spill"
"Why bother wafting then?"

by we.been.wafted November 4, 2019

Wafting

Seeing the vapors of a slammed up clam.

That bitches clam was wafting up out those apple bottoms.

by FreshBooBoo.com Bitches August 10, 2017

Wafty pedofilas

fraud & deception of false identity among a gypsy community most commonly described as a pedofile with a huge strange chicken collection

Bro don’t be a “ lenamarie brown “ your scarying me. Your such a wafty pedofilas.

by Bagsofcash January 19, 2021

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013