vampiresick

Someone who is obsessed and addicted to vampires.

She is always watchin those vampire movies. I think she is vampiresick.

by Janv March 10, 2018

vampyre

better than miles

wonka you killed me you goddam _______

vampyre

by vampyre November 18, 2019

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

vampiresexual

When you have this incredible love for vampires

You can’t stop think about them, extreme crush

like the the vampire diaries, twilight or the originals cast

omg you cant stop think about the mikaelson or the salvatore brothers, you must be VAMPIRESEXUAL!!

by vampireobsessed February 8, 2021

Meme Vampires

In small group chats intended for sharing memes, these are people who don’t contribute and only stick around to suck out all the good memes provided by the contributing members.

These are not the same as lurkers in online forums who simply steal memes, because large online forums are built on the idea of large numbers of freeloaders. There, the lurking meme thieves at least contribute by supplying ad revenue.

Don and Keith are such Meme Vampires because they don’t even try to post anything good while the rest of us scour the internet for inappropriate content to make life bearable.

by Johnathan Harker July 12, 2023

Youth Vampires

People, usually men. Who prey and desire younger people for sex or relationships to appear and or feel younger.

The bar's just filled with those Youth Vampires, just waiting to land another twink to feed on

by Tourkey Lourkey May 21, 2024