Valkyrie

Valkyrie is a Norse name. It means glorious and prosperous. If you ever meet a Valkyrie never let her go. She is the best lover you can find. She is defensive and loveable. She may seem harsh at first but once you get to know her she is the best person you can trust. She is very cute. She is really sexy.

I love Valkyrie she is so hot.

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Valaria

Valarias (or Vals) are the most humorous people you’ll ever meet. They are loyal and sometimes even a silly goofy guy. They are very understanding and can cheer you up in minutes. Best people to have a sleepover with and very fun to get high as a kite with.

Valaria likes when I send him feet pics

by Rinnhatesredd April 6, 2023

Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.

He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.

by Tiglath June 24, 2015

Be the valkyrie

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

by tbclycan May 25, 2011