Update Parade

1. The numerous load screens which pop-up as soon as one attempts to use a new piece of technology. They proceed to forcibly install themselves, leaving the user helpless and afraid. Leads to hopefully watching computer screens for just one more percentage point on the load bar.

Person 1: Dude! I just got a new iPod!

Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.

by SirSpen February 19, 2011

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

Update my finsta

A group of 20 something year old idiots who use this phrase to say they are going number 2 .

"Aww man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go update my finsta!"

by Updatefinsta August 24, 2019

Updated Autopsy Report

When an Autopsy Report has been updated,
This was poked fun at in Ace Attorney,

Please tell me (Defence name) when did you obtain that autopsy report?
Uhhh a day before the tria-
TOO BAD HERES AN UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
-Miles Edgeworth

by A fucking loli June 10, 2022

VigorouzGAMING (updated)

Touches kids on siege and uses his dying comedic channel on YouTube as an excuse

“Have you heard of VigorouzGAMING (updated)? He’s kinda fat lol”

by Mia Khalif4 December 21, 2019

heatwaves (updated)

Heatwaves is a popular song by glass animals! and its so a “origin” of a ship called dnf, But heatwaves its most likley about a couple who dont address themselves AS a couple :)

person 1: hey have you heard of glass animals new release?
person 2: yeah! its really good!

person 3: did you guys know it also means like Dreamnotfound or something?
person 4: heatwaves is cool but yk what is also cool?
all: PORK SODA!!

i have to say heatwaves (updated) so i can publish this dont read it

by QT_bee0wU December 10, 2021

tori update

Slang for wanting a hung trap to violenetly, and repeatedly, violate your anus.

"Hey bro, you up for a tori update later today?"
"Sorry dude, but I had a scott revert earlier."

by sneedsous March 31, 2022