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Undercover Sub

n. a long, submarine shaped turd that is crapped out before, during, or immediately after sex....beneath the bed sheet covers.

The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.
Last night after I did it with Janie, I swear I heard her shart. No sooner had I smelled the crap, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere...spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. It ruined the new bed sheets!
by Dr. Josephus May 27, 2011
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undergoogle

Like underground, only internet styleee. So indy that it doesn't even show up on google searches.
Q: Mang, why haven't I heard your new squabble beatz choon?

A: Well, even though we's in the Butterzone, we're still undergoogle.
by Teh Aphex Beatz July 4, 2005
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cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop

"cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop" refers to the California Penal code section 187, the section relating to murder.
DA: cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop, he's up for the death penalty.
by a10033e December 14, 2006
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undergo

"The chemical undergoes a sudden change"; "The fluid undergoes shear"; "undergo a strange sensation"
by k1(keivan) February 28, 2009
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undercover chinese

A person who is half or a quarter chinese, and doesn't look Chinese.
Henrietta: Ayo, is this kid white, 'cause his eyes is weird.
Joe: Nah dawg, he's one of dem undercover chinese. He's mom's probably chinese, but all you can see is his slanted eyes, revealing his inner-chinaman.
by Bonafide Koncept September 3, 2004
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Undercover Bagel

Undercover Bagel, or "UCB" for short, is a term used for a jewish person with a non-jewish sounding name.

Not to be confused with "Pizza Bagel" - a person that is both jewish and italian.
Did you see the size of John Smith's nose?
He's an undercover bagel.
Oh, that explains it.
by Colt Mcforties January 4, 2009
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Undergotchies

The mesh inside of a male's bathing suit that holds his package in place while he partakes in water activities.
Stewart's junk was clearly held close to his body during his cannon ball attempt thanks to his Undergotchies.
by BlackGennies July 7, 2009
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