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Twisted Whitney

Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.
Jon has had 4 Twisted Whitney's already. No fucks were given.
by Jellyfishin June 8, 2020
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Bulgarian Shit Twister

When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.
Dude. Your mom gave me the best Bulgarian Shit Twister last night after your birthday party.
by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015
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Woke Twitter

To have the same views on sensitive subjects held by McDonalds and all the elites you are supposedly against but still consider yourself a rebel and believe you are in a movement for change and love and not just being used to destroy or replace something.

Often has high viewership and likes, many aggressive followers, and loves to use clapping hands. May or may not support violence when opposing views are considered Nazis by said elites or 'more woke' accounts.
Woke Twitter in Action

Person 1: Borders may in fact prevent some illegal immigration. And I do think there are racial differences in people....

Woke person 1: Borders are a mechanism to divide perceived racial groups based on hatred and must be removed for societies to thrive and prevention of separating children from families. It is also an egregious attack on the economy as infinity wage slave immigrants will be used to prop up our society through taxation. Race doesn't exist.

Woker Person 2: Supporting borders is akin to Adolf Hitler and Nazis in early stages wanting to separate the Jewish population from the German population. It is also the cause of many historical wars. It is a precursor to fascism and will only lead to violence. Immigration is about love and friendship, when a small group of immigrants attain a visible amount of power they should be lionized as the American dream so the rest of the immigrants don't realize they never will. Race doesn't exist and is contradictory to this and must be denied at all costs because knowledge of evolutionary traits and differences can cause conflict among races and is dangerous thought. Also I don't like white people.

Woke Person 1: CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS
by John Nostalgia October 18, 2019
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Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012
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Twitter

Person 1: What did you do this morning
Person 2: Logged into Twitter
Person 1: That sucks man, I'm sorry.
by TodTod June 1, 2021
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Twitter

"Hey! Did you know I use Twitter?"
"Yes, Jerry. I know you're a degenerate of the internet."
"*GASP*. How dare you??? I'm going to get a hashtag trending now! #CancelBob!!!"
by GThei March 10, 2021
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nocap twitter

A section of twitter users who purposefully type in all lower case or don't capitalize their sentences properly to appear chill or relaxed. This name heavily applies to iPhone users especially, as it means they must have gone into their settings to purposefully change capitalization or they undo the capitalization as they type. You can see this all through out social media, but Twitter is the most common.
I hate nocap twitter, like, they don't look chill, they look stupid.
by The Massive November 29, 2019
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