Twazzler

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity, such as in an office environment.

Andy, that Maurice does so little, he's such a lazy twazzler!

by Marek Pattle January 1, 2009

Twatzilla

1. A vagina of rather large proportions. A huge clit.

That pussy was so huge, it was like Twatzilla!!

by Big Flea (Flytrap Promotions) August 19, 2008

tweezers

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nosehairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together, or a pincher.

Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of tweezers

by blackbone March 23, 2009

tweezer

the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone's anus.

He had been threatened that if he didnt drink his 2 bottles then an unpleasant tweezer would ensue

by breauxdel September 8, 2006

tweezy

This is an alternate word for the word "twenty" (20) which often falls after 19.

Saturday is off the heezy for sheezy, you can find me up in one tweezy

Ah hell no! You got me a cake for my tweezy-first birftday?!

Yeah, 'cause you axed fo' it!

nineteen, tweezy, tweezy one, tweezy two...

by YAHFA June 13, 2005

Tweezot

A person who walks around the beach, picking up dead seagulls and squeezing the farts out of them. When coming into contact with them on the beach it is best to simply run away asap, do not make eye contact. Do not associate with tweezots at all costs.

Little kid: "Mommy, what's that man doing to that seagull?"

Mom: "Don't look at him son, he's just a tweezot, we don't associate with their type".

by Big Al II September 8, 2011

twaz

Response to a witty comment or comeback.

A: You smell.
B: Very nice! TWAZ!

by Ben Hubbard June 4, 2005