Truffle Season

Tuxedos for no reason

-“Hey Jay Z, where are you headed all dressed up in that tuxedo?”

-“Nowhere, baby. It’s Truffle Season.”

by AnotherTampaOriginal May 17, 2019

Truffle sauce

Human male semen.

Your sister was blowing bubbles with my truffle sauce last night

by Thedevl November 8, 2019

butt truffler

When one does a handstand, deepthroats a cock and gets their ass eaten at the same time.

BUTT TRUFFLER
1. To get ones ass truffled
2. To truffle ones ass

I truffled Linda's ass light night

by TheRealIrish March 22, 2017

Beef Truffles

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.

I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

Gut Truffle

1. A solid piece of shit formed in a round shape to resemble a truffle.
2. A name to call someone instead of piece of shit.

Oh man that gut truffle was the size of a baseball!!
Eat a gut truffle, gut truffle!!!!
That guy is such a gut truffle!

by Elchay October 4, 2019

Dropped a Truffle

Involuntary bowel movement when scared or startled

I was so scared I think I dropped a truffle

by bayonetdummy November 29, 2011

Diggin’ Up a Truffle

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.

I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018