trojan mask

The act of placing one's genitalia upon someone's face, with the balls covering the eyes and the cock along the nose.

Barry fell asleep and I totally trojan masked him.

by Grecian Fire October 9, 2003

Fuck a Trojan

A comical phrase used by people with little to no education to express their discomfort towards a rival school with higher class

Man that school across town sure does suck, fuck a trojan who goes there.

by d1b.este October 16, 2019

trojan suprise

when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner

dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral

by Zmoney December 11, 2005

trojan helemet

Occurs when one of your friends has drank excessively and has passed out, this is when the magic happens you know place the nut sack directly on top of the passed out drunkard's eyes then laying ones penis on the top of the nose resembling a trojan helemet.

We gave chad a trojan helemet after he passed out on wine coolers and light beer.

by Dr.Montabon November 5, 2007

Trojan Hand

One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.

That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.

by Hector 567 March 7, 2008

Dirty Trojan

The act of placing your dick over the top of a girl's head making it look like the top of a Trojan war helmet.

I gave my girl the Dirty Trojan last night and relived the entire 2 hours of seeing 300 in theaters. Epic!

by Hoopty rida June 14, 2007

reverse trojan

A method of stealing several things at once. You put a bunch of small items into a large container, and then pay for just the container. Concealing the other stolen items.

"The Reverse Trojan" works every time. You pile a bunch of shit in, then you just roll it on out.

by Red DUKE January 6, 2018