The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features. The man must have a beard similar to Conan's for this to take place effectively upon the butt cheeks and his face.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by The Pradigy 805 November 12, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblastermug. The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
Erica really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in her mouth from Dwayne giving her a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by Tugboat222 November 13, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblastermug. While engaging in sexual intercourse with a female on a beach, cover your partners face in ejaculate and then shove said partners face into the sand promptly thereafter. The result is your partners face being covered in a sandy, epoxy-like mix.
- "Tom, how was your honeymoon in Aruba?"
- "It was fantastic. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a Tokyo Sandblaster".
- "It was fantastic. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a Tokyo Sandblaster".
by Sir Rumpleforeskin November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblastermug. When two sexual partners have intercourse after fully shaving their pubic hair about three days prior. Their genitalia resembles two pieces of sandpaper rubbing against each other and the resulting rash is bright red like the Tokyo flag.
Whoa dude, I just found out Andy Richter banged my girlfriend last night! I hope he enjoyed the Tokyo Sandblaster. Asshole.
by B*Long (that's my rap name) November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblastermug. A slang term for a sexual act involving at least three men, and one female, wherein all the men ejaculate onto a woman's face (typically aiming for the eyes) at the same time. In certain regions, the act must occur while riding in a subway car with at least one other passenger.
The origin of the phrase is uncertain, and again depends on the region. In Japan, and surrounding areas, the term Tokyo comes from the use of the subway system as a venue for the sexual act. Outside of Asia, the term "Tokyo" is alleged to have originated from the way a girl will squint (making er look Japanese) in anticipation of ejaculation.
The origin of the phrase is uncertain, and again depends on the region. In Japan, and surrounding areas, the term Tokyo comes from the use of the subway system as a venue for the sexual act. Outside of Asia, the term "Tokyo" is alleged to have originated from the way a girl will squint (making er look Japanese) in anticipation of ejaculation.
That girl is a skank; I heard she let half the frat drop a Tokyo Sandblaster on her.
alt. Me, Chang, and Raichu took Misty-Wei down to the Hedeki Station, made her pay for our fare, and then pulled a Tokyo Sandblaster on her.
alt. Me, Chang, and Raichu took Misty-Wei down to the Hedeki Station, made her pay for our fare, and then pulled a Tokyo Sandblaster on her.
by Joe Strummer's Ghost November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblastermug. after a person fills their mouth full of rice and then forcefully spits it at another person's clitoris
by Mrs. GC November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo sandblastermug. by TheTauTank November 11, 2010
Get the tokyo sandblastermug.