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Tokyo Sandblaster 

When a Japanese street-walker crams sand up her snatch with the sole purpose of queefing it out all over your cock and/or ballz until you experience orgasm.
Guy 1: Bro, how was your trip to Japan??

Guy 2: You're never gonna believe it! I picked up this 4-dollar 'ho and she gave me the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster!!

Guy 1: You are one lucky son of a bitch...
Tokyo Sandblaster by King Jiggy November 12, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster 

A gender augmentation surgery performed on Asian males as part of a sex-change operation in which the penis is removed through abrasion.
Did you hear that Miko got rid of her penis? She got a Tokyo Sandblaster last week.
Tokyo Sandblaster by Cdre_Perry November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

The act of getting sushi with a woman of 65 years of age or older and then smelling her fishy genitalia in the bathroom of same sushi restaurant. Complete the act with sweet, messy loving. Generally ends with a raw penis due to dry vagina.
Guy 1: That party was so crazy last night!
Guy 2: After, I left and gave Mike's Grandma a Tokyo Sandblaster!
Guy 1: Nice!
Tokyo Sandblaster by duckfox91 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

Sneezing in an asian woman's asshole.
we were sixty-nining when my allergies kicked in, so it was Tokyo Sandblaster
Tokyo Sandblaster by Blaster Master November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A sexual position coined by Conan O'Brien. I'm guessing it's when you purposely ejaculate into a woman's face and then throw a hand full of rice at her face so it sticks.
I was banging this Japanese chick last night so I had to give her the "Tokyo Sandblaster"!

Tokyo Sandblaster 

when a guy is performing oral sex on a girl and drags his stubble filled chin across her vagina
My jaw was getting sore so I gave her a tokyo sandblaster
Tokyo Sandblaster by majazozo November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

The act of breaking wind in a sleeping roommate's face so hard that pieces of poo fly all over them. Tokyo sandblasting works best after eating Mexican food.
What is that on Steve's face?

Oh, those little brown specks? I gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Tokyo Sandblaster by G-Monster32 November 11, 2010