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Church is another word for a strip club.
The guys go to church at least once a week, preferably on Thursday nights.
by Cynthia August 27, 2003
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Don't speak to me like that - you're behaving like a church.
by Narn May 4, 2005
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church

just playing, or joshing you
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"Does he really think he can church me like that"
by David Stone November 11, 2006
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A word used similar to "Word" to express happiness, excitement, or agreement.
Gary: I'll meet you at the bar
Karl: Church
by Karl S. December 14, 2008
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Church

A place where you should be instead of searching up crap on the urban dictionary.
by Tom hollands wifey March 19, 2021
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Church

Another word for 'bad'. Can only be used in football/soccer context.
"That was a such a church pass"

"Wow, I have never seen such a church decision from a referee in my life"

"He always does church shots"
by thegrizzelybear December 26, 2011
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Church

A word that is used in a communal aspect. Hence, church is not always the building religious activities take place in, but the congregation that makes up the building. Thus, the word church encompasses the relationship between people.
Guy 1: What's good church?

Guy 2: Nothing Mothing much, what you doing tonight?

Guy 1: Probably going to the club. You down church?

Guy 2: Yeah, let's do it
by PizzlemanD December 15, 2010
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