Blue Bell Thundercunt

Biggest cunt ever manufactured.
You know who you are.
They come in every group; they don't give a shit about you or anything else. Just themselves.
And sex.
And money.

And they crack a shitton of dead baby jokes.

All in all, Blue Bell Thundercunt is someone you'd rather pistol whip.
Seriously.

Blue Bell Thundercunt apparently likes to sleep around a lot.
Seriously.
Pffff-

by RenataMoPasta August 24, 2011

Horse fucking Thundercunt

An insult used by a small minority that means the victim is nothing.

Person 1: I don't like your motives.
Person 2: you are a Horse fucking Thundercunt

by Commander8750 September 2, 2022

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

Thundercunt

To hug so tightly
to squish something with a hug

“i want to thundercunt that baby”

by anime lover 266999 February 19, 2024

Thundercunt

A sex position in which one throws their partner into/through a wall via a pelvic thrust

Wow Lisa what happened to your neck?
Brain Thundercunted me last night and didn't warn me.

by !!!<3 April 21, 2024

thundercunt

A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.

Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!

by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017

slunty thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!

You fucked my dog you slunty thundercunt

by Roscopico May 13, 2015