a person who has reached the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Imagine a douche flowing with the force of an atomic fire hydrant. That, is a Thunder Douche. First coined by ShayCarl of YouTube fame. It should always be capitalized.
A man who throws a woman against a wall, saying "look what you made me do" and later "forgiving" her for it establishes him as a Thunder Douche of epic proportions.
by Pipistrello January 17, 2009
by Milkman matt June 09, 2020
Examples:
1. Mmmmmmmm give me some of that mocha thunder.
2. She was such a mocha thunder, I would rub vegetable oil all over her naked body.
3. That man is so a mocha thunder, I would love to make frappuccino with him.
4. OMG! That woman is so mocha thunder.
5. In my opinion, Beyoncé is the definition of mocha thunder.
1. Mmmmmmmm give me some of that mocha thunder.
2. She was such a mocha thunder, I would rub vegetable oil all over her naked body.
3. That man is so a mocha thunder, I would love to make frappuccino with him.
4. OMG! That woman is so mocha thunder.
5. In my opinion, Beyoncé is the definition of mocha thunder.
by Original thunder August 01, 2010
by Eric Cartman June 14, 2004
by jake jason November 28, 2016
The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
by C.B. Radio March 10, 2010
An arcade boat racing game that was also on Dreamcast, PSX, and N64. The announcers voice is more orgasmic than Morgan Freeman's voice, and the gameplay is so amazing that you would probably jizz in your pants.
P1: Hey man, you got any extra underwear?
P2: Why the hell whould you ask me that?
P1: I just played Hydro Thunder.
P2: Why the hell whould you ask me that?
P1: I just played Hydro Thunder.
by ipwnn00bswithmyballz August 05, 2010