Third Trimester Threesome

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.

I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

by mike mahony January 12, 2009

thirdle

The phenomenon of overcoming the ('third' beer 'hurdle') in which one transfers from a rest state into a euphoric state.

Dan has just gone over the Thirdle.

by Cheong April 15, 2014

Dick thirty

dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button

man my shift starts at 5 AM, I better start my alarm clock for dick thirty

by Daxter286 November 25, 2011

Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

by Spinter April 7, 2021

Thirty Footer

A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.

From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."

by ThaFreak55 May 14, 2011

third world shower

taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet, also known as an upper decker, then proceeding the give someone a swirlie in the same toilet

That guy is such a tool, I'd really like to give him a third world shower right now.

by livinglegendwg December 14, 2009

Thirst Trap

Any statement or picture used to intentionally create attention or "thirst"

Woman on Twitter: Who wants to come over and put me to sleep? (Thirst Trap)

Men on Twitter: Oh? Check Ur DMs

by Mister GQ October 11, 2011