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a snake who chats shit behind everyones back then denies it. do not trust him he acts friendly and acts like hes rated but he isn't hes just a beg
ugh its theo
theo by itsonlyjks November 19, 2019
Theo is a british gay lesbian who naruto runs down the street screaming "I have no weakness" and then after "did you know that my head is my weakness"
Theo: My head is my weakness
Theo by Gandalf0805 January 12, 2020
A person who is a npc (non playable character) he spawns place to place and has chechpoints around the world. this person gets negative bitches and has a micro sized dick. When girls see his ugly ass bucket hat the run away in fear he also has a Lego Fetish and likes to stick it up the ass. He also loves sushi aka raw meat in the mouth
Damn that theo spawned in
Theo by Mahdi El hadi May 20, 2022
An embellished, animated nickname for French fries.
My favorite thing to munch on at McDonald's is definitely Theo.
Theo by NotYourFriendGirl September 11, 2009
Short for one's significant other. The old lady
Yeah, I was really horny last night but THEO wouldn't give it up, so I had to donkey punched the bitch!
Theo by The M.A.C. March 18, 2007
Theo, originated from theofylaktus (Theo+kisslaktus) means small peen, bleach is bad and he shaves his eyebrows.
Girl#1 - Hey, yesterday I dated mark.. He was such a theo!

Girl#2- Oh you poor soul... I didn't expect him to be a Theo..
Theo by Raigekiiiii February 16, 2019