You done messed up, A-a-ron!
by Daniel SexualBanger May 8, 2018

Knows everything
by Sm13142216562 June 3, 2016

by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.
"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."
--Ron Swanson
--Ron Swanson
by hamzawesome January 19, 2013

by sexy the mexi December 5, 2018

“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023

The coolest guy ever
by amgil October 25, 2018
